How long do you think it should take to prepare a five pound Boston
Butt? If you’re a Red Sox fan, the answer might be “as long as it takes
to pull on a clean pair of boxers”. But if you’ve got an Orion
Stainless Steel Convection Outdoor Cooker, the answer is three hours
and thirty minutes.
You see, the Orion Stainless Steel
Convection Outdoor Cooker uses an innovative two-step process of
convection and steam to cook your dish of choice fully and quickly. A
twenty pound turkey in a little more than two hours. A three pound
salmon filet in just thirty minutes. A bag of pizza rolls in… well,
that isn’t on the list, but it would probably take about three or four minutes. More or less. We’re kinda estimating, you know.
The
Orion Stainless Steel Convection Outdoor Cooker is the answer to the
ultimate question of outdoor cooking: “How can I do as little as
possible on this vacation and still be able to eat non-stop?” If you
can add charcoal, light a match, and sit down, you can handle the
Orion. If you can’t, maybe it’s better you starve. We’re sorry, but
we’ve got to think of the species as a whole.
With your
Orion Stainless Steel Convection Outdoor Cooker you’ll be getting three
rib hangers, three cooking grates, and poultry stand with lifting
handle that can hold a 24 pound turkey. Clean up is easy (unless some
idiot tried to make pizza rolls) and it’s easy to add wood for that
extra smokey taste. And if you want to make a marinade, you can do that too!
Pretend
you had a choice to make. Would you rather die screaming while being
mauled by a tiger that was eating you raw or slowly drift away on a
pillow of steam, knowing you were being lovingly prepared to bring joy
to others in a stadium parking lot? Easy answer, right? So why not give
your food the same respect? Treat it to an Orion Stainless Steel
Convection Outdoor Cooker.